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  • 2 Girls On Bikes Discuss Their Sex-Lives

    10 feet from each others speeding wheels they race through Admiral’s Park shouting each other to be heard. “I’ve not had sex since – Thursday, I think. Can’t remember. What’bout you?” “Na, can’t neither. Hold on, that was them 2 fellas at the fair, was it?” It’s Tuesday, the last 5 days a year to…

  • You’re Not So Keen On Me Ringing You

    So I rung you from the bath tonight But you swore at the phone like at a face At the window and yet each night While I am in my pillow you ring me And I am astounding hearing of the facts And small divertissements of your existence. I need a gate on my head,…

  • While I’m finishing up

    While I’m finishing up … I sit here, drunk already, fag lost on lips, lager almost down, left hand spidering the table, picking out a rhythm to kill Pink Floyd burbling from inside, wondering what dumb fingers jukeboxed that crap this time of afternoon, wishing that to kill it a big bus would crash the…

  • Hello world!

    This may be more complicated than I anticipated. No bother.